I am Josephine Ophelia Elizabeth Cane, a 17 year old warden of my own mind. I am the last blood link to christ, as well as the anti-christ, and I am willing to save your soul for a cup of sugar and a double "a" battery. Now that I have that nonsense out of the way, as you can see I am lying. I couldn't shit my self out of a paper bag, so don't listen to me. No one else does! Ask away and I will tell all, especially since my fortune cookie said "You Have An Ability To Sense And Know Higher Truth"

If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: Jellyfish
If I were a direction I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An old vintage recliner
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth and Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Roman Pagan
If I were a liquid I would be: Seltzer Water
If I were a tree I would be: Chickory
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Poppy
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Overcast
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Sitaur
If I were an animal I would be: Cat
If I were a color I would be: Brown or Salmon
If I were a vegetable I would be: Broccoli
If I were a sound I would be: Breathing
If I were an element I would be: Water
If I were a car I would be: Volkswagon Van
If I were a song I would be: Lithium/ Marigold- Nirvana
If I were a movie I would be: Nightmare Before Christmas
If I were a book I would be written by: Salisbury
If I were a food I would be: Black Cherry Pie
If I were a place I would be: London
If I were a material I would be: Cotton
If I were a taste I would be: Bittersweet
If I were a word I would be: aloof
If I were an object I would be: A Gutair case
If I were a facial expression I would be: Curious Smirk
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Selvester
If I were a shape I would be: Oval
If I were a number I would be: 3

(from demicalis)